Living in the clownshoe state of Indiana. Xennial. If you're looking at my bio, check out the background pic. Oily velcro. IT/Poli Sci/IR -former Public Ed of 17 years. Coffee waster. I have a cat that brings me socks. She/Her
Misty Sparkle The Underhamster
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We're going to have a nasty storm roll through tonight, right when my dumb perimenopausal ass wakes up. I told the hub's, and he said, "Just let me be. If it's my time, it's my time." Fair, but if those sirens go off, you're at least helping me get the zoo to the basement, my man😂
Awww, big shoots, are you gonna stompy feety and post again? Shut up, goofy.
Oh get fucked, you bigot.
@bruceshark.bsky.social - there's a sparkle chicken on the loose in my neighborhood!
I don't either - y'all suck. At least I don't make a troll account to whine about my sad feefees. That's weird, bud. Maybe take a trip outside and roll in some grass, or get a hobby. Or - how about therapy?🥳
This may be the wildest "Meet me at the fence!" text ever from Neighbor Judy.
My former coworker that's also a pastor, cussed out our Nazi "Pastor" Lt. Gov to his face🤣 I know he was shitting his tiny pants, because former coworker is like 6'4", and doesn't fuck around with scripture used for hate.
I love these texts, and stop using my husband's government name. *I* only get to call him that when I'm annoyed.
I know my poor husband is needing me to find a job. He's starting to say the dumbshit I say, and it's annoying him to shit😂 50 year-old man saying silly pants and silly doodle, and I say uh oh, and ohhhhhh noooooo a lot like Keith Morrison😂 "Gawdammit, Misty!" Haha. Silly pants.
