Well, what should it be? Reply via emoji. If we did video promos, they should involve:
🐥Fuzzy microphone/baby muppet
💄Putting on makeup (somehow popular)
🦂Instigating pub fights
🍜Taste-testing food
🎶Miming to an unrelated song while a wall of text appears on the screen (somehow also popular)
Books of All Time
Numerous people have suggested I promote my podcast with short videos of myself. No. I don't want to hold one of those fuzzy little microphones. I don't want to look like I'm threatening to eat a baby Muppet while I talk about Aristotle.