I fix computers, and sometimes I play games and watch wrestling and baseball on them (go Mariners, fuck the Astros, fuck the Yankees)
when I'm not on a computer I'm probably playing Magic or at the bar
she/her 🏳️⚧️
miss melty
explain your @
I had been on the username MrMeltJr for like 20 years, has a nice ring to it and I never had to put numbers at the end
turned out not to be a Mr, started using MissMelty
a lot of good variations of "miss melty" are already taken on most websites, started using melted mistress
I see the "lemons aren't naturally occurring, so life never gave us lemons" thing now and then, usually with an implied "we did this to ourselves"
and on a grand scale that might be true, but did you personally grow every lemon you've had? Of course not
somebody did this to you
HOLY SHIT KNIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS
that game was incredible
FUCK YEAH KNICKS
In college we were road-tripping from RI to Florida for Spring Break. We got pulled over for speeding outside of Atlanta by a motorcycle cop who informed us that "no one goes that fast through Georgia", to which I replied (from the back seat) "Sherman did".
