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Big gorilla at the L.A. Zoo Snatched the glasses right off my face Took the keys to my BMW Left me here to take his place I wish the ape a lot of success I'm sorry my apartment's a mess Most of all I'm sorry if I made you blue I'm betting the gorilla will, too

11h

Fuss

11h

She stands before you naked You can see it, you can taste it And she comes to you light as the breeze Now you can drink it, or you can nurse it It don't matter how you worship As long as you're down on your knees So, I knelt there at the delta At the alpha and the omega

Gregg McLennan

Man on the bus Screaming about Presley Man on the bus Screaming about Presley All tied up, got a knot in his hands He says, "Presley sux on doggie dicks" I'm the king of rock 'n roll If you don't like it, you can lump it You gotta get me back to the base

12h

Weltschmerz, The Musical 🧿

Head like a hole Black as your soul I'd rather die than give you control Head like a hole Black as your soul I'd rather die than give you control

14h

Jerry-ATX

Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me Callin' me all the time like Blondie Check out my Chrissie behind It's fine all of the time Like sex on the beaches What else is in the Teaches of Peaches? Huh? What? Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away Fuck the pa

14h

Malaclypse the Middle

I am the peacemaker I'll pound sand right up your ass Our moral codes differ You are scum... that is all A trail of shit follows you around On the edge, it's a hell of a drop Your number's up

14h

James Felix Black

What she asked of me at the end of the day Caligula would have blushed "Oh, you've been in the house too long," she said And I naturally fled In my life, why do I smile At people who I'd much rather Kick in the eye?

14h

Lum

If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man You win some, lose some, it's all the same to me The pleasure is to play, it makes no difference what you say I don't share your greed, the only card I need is The Ace of Spades The Ace of Spades

14h

John Ryan

My name is Luka I live on the second floor I live upstairs from you Yes I think you've seen me before If you hear something late at night Some kind of trouble, some kind of fight Just don't ask me what it was Just don't ask me what it was Just don't ask me what it was

14h

Stephen J. Carrington - SAG-AFTRA

Don't run back inside, darling You know just what I'm here for So you're scared and you're thinking That maybe we ain't that young anymore Show a little faith, there's magic in the night You ain't a beauty, but hey, you're alright Oh, and that's alright with me

15h

Mike

What's a'matter you? [Hey!] Gotta no respect What-a you t'ink you do? [Hey!] Why you look-a so sad? It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place Ah shaddap-a you face! [she should have an accordion!] 🪗 🎶

15h

MsPraxisIsDifficult

I also represent anyone on the receiving end of those jokes you offend I'm the nightmare you fell asleep in and woke up still in I'm your karma closing in with each stroke of a pen Perfect time to have some remorse to show for your sin Nope, it's hopeless, I'm that denial that you're hopelessly in 🎶

15h

Cosmic Clau

Wake up (wake up) Grab a brush and put a little make-up Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up (hide the scars to fade away the-) Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? Here you go create another fable, you wanted to 🎶

22h