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There's never been a better time to live in Tacoma 😏
how did they superimpose four pictures of my face on four different people
no money laundering without approval
Thank God we've got Seatte Fire for when Eddie Vedder does this: theneedling.com/2025/09/12/s...
June is both Pride & Orca Action Month. This is because all orcas are militant queer homosexuals.
full support for the revolutionary praxis of Orcas in their Protracted Porpoise War against billionaires, yachts, & imperialism.
Look, Trump is just sticking to the old George "Dubya" Bush playbook of keeping America safe from tourists!
[What's that? Not "tourists" but... oh... oh no...]
Although initially looking forward to it when they put it on their calendars four years ago, today Seattle residents realizing the first World Cup match in their city is almost here started frantically looking for plausible excuses for getting out of it.
Seattleites Frantically Search for Plausible Excuse to Cancel Plans with World Cup: tinyurl.com/4kp864xd
Yeah… FIFA gets all of the money and the cities get zero of the promised revenue.
I hope this new sasquatch behind them takes them out
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Pride has always been a protest!!
Seattleites Frantically Search for Plausible Excuse to Cancel Plans with World Cup: tinyurl.com/4kp864xd
ICE to Help Protect World Cup Host Cities from Making Any Money from International Tourists: tinyurl.com/wv8u7db8
ICE to Help Protect World Cup Host Cities from Making Any Money from International Tourists: tinyurl.com/wv8u7db8
ICE to Help Protect World Cup Host Cities from Making Any Money from International Tourists: tinyurl.com/wv8u7db8
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Seattleites Frantically Search for Plausible Excuse to Cancel Plans with World Cup: tinyurl.com/4kp864xd
One local Eddie Vedder is safe and sound tonight after Seattle Fire rescued them from a high tree branch they somehow climbed up and got stranded on earlier today. “Although incredibly athletic for…
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Seattleites Frantically Search for Plausible Excuse to Cancel Plans with World Cup: tinyurl.com/4kp864xd
