Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do?
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Bar Mageddon
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i’m not some loyal fan of old spice ok i just can’t be bothered to experiment
tired of receiving incorrect answers one by one? now introducing groupchatGPT
you ever see the movie the chumscrubber
if you're in line to have me read a reply you left for me amidst this ridiculous ocean of hellthread notifications, get out of line, run, run for your lives
who am i trying to impress anyway
the odds of meeting jen tullock are very low and also she’s married to a woman
it is disgusting outside
i wish i had a secretary so i could tell them to clear my schedule
instead i’m just not going to do anything today, which sounds worse
Claude Monet
The Sailboat, Evening Effect, 1885
shhh, the angel is sleeping
- ppl when i’m sleeping
my mentions feed is now 90 percent people who are not talking to me is that good
