30s. Simmer. Currently playing Generation Two of the Lemon Legacy.
DNI if your vibes are rancid. Or do, I like engagement.
Backlog available on my tumblr!
Kelsey 🍋
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Claudia: You’ve 𝘨𝘰𝘵 to be 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦.
Ever the personality hire, Wes steps up to cover for Claudia’s annoyed muttering.
Wes: Hey, new girl! We’re 𝘴𝘰 happy to have you here! Look at Claudia, she’s 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 with joy!
Kelsey 🍋
heartbreaking if true
.✦ ݁alecto (elpiphoros) ✦.
Claudia: Eugh. And people wonder why there are so many lesbians in this save. Men are disgusting.
Wes: No offense taken.
Claudia: You’re not a man.
Wes: Yeah, my dad told me that all the time growing up.
Claudia: You’re nonbinary! 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘵!
Wes: She interviewed her yesterday. We got to chat when I picked up my paycheck. Freshman, feisty little thing.
Claudia: 𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘵, Super Senior.
Wes: Relax, Kendrick, I don't like 'em young. Just saying, she seems fun.
Claudia: Work isn't 𝘧𝘶𝘯.
Wes: Yeah, not when you’re around, Sergeant.
Oh, you thought we were done with Mags? FOOLS! I'm dragging her back into the narrative, kicking and screaming.
Hoping to get the next part out on Friday!
Their manager, Nari, brings in their new coworker, and to Claudia’s horror, it’s someone she knows from high school. As if that wasn’t bad enough-
Nari: Hey guys, let’s give a big Clawfee Break welcome to our new recruit, Magnolia!
Mags: Hey. Mags is fine. My pronouns are… like, the girl ones?
Wes: Maybe now that he doesn’t work here, I can shoot my shot.
Claudia: Why would you even 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 to date him after he left a huge mess for us to clean?
Wes: I never said the word ‘date’. I was thinking more along the lines of an apology in bed.
Claudia: I am 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 you to raise your standards.
Chatter muffled behind the front door pulls attention away from Wes and their horrible taste in woohoo partners.
Claudia: Who’s that with Nari?
Wes: Eh, you know her. She manages to find new staff before the old ones have even left the parking lot.
Claudia: Great. Good for him, now he can afford all the vapes he wants. I’m not gonna miss the break room smelling like a cotton candy crime scene.
Wes: He was hot, though.
Claudia: No, he wasn’t!
Wes: You wouldn’t know.
Claudia: I’m gay, not 𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘥!
Once the place is up to the cleanliness standards of the average college cafe again, the two take a break for some mandatory workplace gossip- pardon, 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘣𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨.
Wes: You wanna know why Josh quit so suddenly?
Claudia: No.
Wes: Yes, you do. Word is he won the lottery.
Claudia: …𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵?
