then he shit himself, and when they dragged him off the court it left a big brown line behind, and when players shoot from behind the new poop line they get 4 points
bad time for my edible to kick in
hearing that our butterball president was drooling on himself at the televised basketball game
Yeah that’s your chair
it would’ve been funny if when he was asleep he rolled out of his seat and just kept rolling all the way down to the court
I’m just out of frame, wearing my Knick Nolte shirt
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thanks
when i was a kid my grandma would babysit me during the summer. we'd go to her brother's house and they would always try to "out old" each other. grandma took a lot longer to get up from sitting than she did at home. they would both walk so slow like they were in an anti-race.
