Bought some 2x4s and when I got home noticed they weren't straight
Sawmill issue.
Aero Raccoon
Go to make cornbread and your cornmeal is just corn off the cob?
Mill issue
Cherenkov Blue
Set my drink on a wobbly table and it fell over
Spill issue
Aero Raccoon
Don't like pickles?
Dill issue
Forgot to refill the propane tank before the BBQ
Grill issue.
Exkhaniber
Aero Raccoon
Put too much of something in a container?
Fill issue.
Roxy / Chiswick
Ran out of pickles?
Dill issue
Aero Raccoon
Whale ate a million of your friends?
Krill issue
Bandit Raccoon π
Pharmacy out of stock?
Pill issue.
Theme parkβs closed?
Thrill issue.
Amras, ScΓ©al Faolaidh ΞΈβ
No textiles?
mill issue
wulftec
homebrew making your family go blind?
still issue
Bresnan Teddy - June is busting out all over the AYCE Buffet
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Bro fell down and broke his crown and you came tumbling after?
Jill issue.
I had a pony!
No inheritance?
Will issue.
fatsteverogers
Can't make change?
Till issue
Pot Shop Boy
Can't enjoy TV unless it's a white-haired guy on a weekday afternoon talk show?
Phil issue
Simulflow (Jerrified)
Can't grind up your wheat to make flour?
Mill issue
You lacking an organ to extract dissolved oxygen from water?
Gill issue.
KEI Sakana π»
shorty cant relax to flick the bean?
Jill issue.
Stone Butch Blue Velvet
Predators not intimidated by your plain and unadorned neck?
Frill issue.
Tuxedo Catfish
Ran out of gas?
Grill issue π
Nate Shearer
Oh, you don't want to die on this one?
Hill issue π
πππ¬ππ§ππ’π π
PJ Harvey Dent
Oh, your opponent still has cards in her deck after your turn?
Mill issue π
Amaranth M
What, you canβt convince people to read your book?
Shill issue π
Sylvia, Profane Apotheosis
What, you canβt raise your voice high enough to vibrate wine glasses?
Shrill issue π
