Feeling slow at the gym?
Treadmill issue.
Aero Raccoon
Theme park’s closed?
Thrill issue.
Amras, Scéal Faolaidh θ∆
No textiles?
mill issue
wulftec
homebrew making your family go blind?
still issue
💫 * 🎶 • . ✨ • 👾 * 🗿 ★ . 🪐
Bro fell down and broke his crown and you came tumbling after?
Jill issue.
I had a pony!
No inheritance?
Will issue.
fatsteverogers
Can't make change?
Till issue
Pot Shop Boy
Can't enjoy TV unless it's a white-haired guy on a weekday afternoon talk show?
Phil issue
Simulflow (Jerrified)
Can't grind up your wheat to make flour?
Mill issue
PJ Harvey Dent
You lacking an organ to extract dissolved oxygen from water?
Gill issue.
KEI Sakana 👻
shorty cant relax to flick the bean?
Jill issue.
Stone Butch Blue Velvet
Predators not intimidated by your plain and unadorned neck?
Frill issue.
Tuxedo Catfish
Ran out of gas?
Grill issue 🙄
Nate Shearer
Oh, you don't want to die on this one?
Hill issue 🙄
𝐀𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚 🐟
Oh, your opponent still has cards in her deck after your turn?
Mill issue 🙄
Amaranth M
What, you can’t convince people to read your book?
Shill issue 🙄
Sylvia, Profane Apotheosis
What, you can’t raise your voice high enough to vibrate wine glasses?
Shrill issue 🙄
