#Wülferhamptonian
Profanagiest
Belligerent malcontent
Tuberdoor, Storyteller, Twanglist
Mead Hall Cook’s Spooksperson
Murdered at the behest of WülfHelm
Senile delinquent
Testimonials:
“Frustratingly degenerate sadistic bastard”
“Wilfully obtuse twat”
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard
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For those of you following #NormalForNess on her quest for infamy, here’s a link to her public tracking page to bookmark.
livetrack.garmin.com/superwotsit
Ode to @un-ness-assary.bsky.social
(Sing to the tune of ‘I don’t know how to love’ him from Jesus Christ Superstar.)
I don't know where I’m going;
Where it is, or how to get there.
I’ve not a clue,
not a scoobydo.
and I’ve come to realise:
I’m fucking lost.
At around 7 o’clock, I was so tired I couldn’t keep my fucking eyes open. Now I’m fucking wide-awake.
Heads up people Fyrdy update.
I’ve just spoken with him on the phone. He’s stable but likely to be in the hospital for at least another week.
I’ve passed on your good wishes and told him he’s a twat.
He’s not gonna be on BlueSky for a while, so don’t go holding your breath or you’ll turn blue.
The F1 Grand Prix watched I have.
Three Brits on the podium there was.
The fuck in you must get.
Yes, I am watching the Le Mans 24 hour race. Yes, I am a sad bastard. Deal with it.
Why am I awake?
‘Kinell.
Fyrdy sends his thanks for the messages. 👍
Ya soppy bastards.
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard
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LiveTrack creates a real-time view of your location during an activity, so friends and family can follow along.
