I'm pretty sure I would have shriveled into dust and blown away like seafoam if I'd witnessed this.
K. Tempest Bradford
shoutout to the ~22 year old clerks at petco who, chatting about dog toys, indicated the display of lambchops and agreed that everyone really likes those weird things, they were from some old tv show apparently? causing me to immediately transmute into my true form of a wizened and repugnant crone
