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Iranian Navy Humiliates Trump by Closing Reflecting Pool
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Pope Leo Draws Crowd of 1.2 Million Without Hosting UFC Fight
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Barron Trump’s Energy Drink Fails Product Test
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Todd Blanche Quits DOJ to Pursue Dream of Going to Law School
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The Iranians choked off access to the newly renovated pool and began charging tourists to look at it.
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After taking a swig from the beverage at Monday's Knicks game, a man appeared to fall into a deep, coma-like sleep.
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The Pope bucked the conventional wisdom that people will only turn out in large numbers to see men on steroids kick each other in the face.
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“Ever since I was a little kid and watched ‘Matlock,’ I dreamed of someday becoming a lawyer,” Blanche told reporters.
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