Jeffw, actor, illustrator/artist, bad life choice guru, procrastinator, professional idiot & French. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏾🏴🏴☠️
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Jeffw
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Car is in the garage 😑
I think they might keep it this time
Funny how everything gets more expensive except for human life.
- "I love Beyoncé...
- Whatever floats your boat mate.
- No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'.
- ..."
I know it's not Warhammer but anyone who like to paint should love one of these? Anyone? Spread the word please! 😘
Me: AI? Upload my last two grocery receipts and create a meal plan with what you find for the upcoming week
AI: wow. Apparently you like wine. Wine stew? Wine soup? Liver failure with a side of wine?
Me: …
"What does your dad do?"
- Me dad's dead
"Oh…er— I… but what did he do before he died?"
- [holding throat] Rhaaa... gnnn_ arf! rrhh… *couic!*
oh no
I just read something really stupid
On internet of all places!
Have TV adverts gone too far?
Well, I've just been subjected to the new Tampax song and… I don't know man. I just don't know… I— I'm tired
