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Fearse zombee fiter #ZSHQ, Gween Ops Ninja, #weeti, #IFC, Sooper Hewo, Ham Luver. My stor: http://fartycheddarcat.etsy.com My paytweeyon: http://patreon.com/fartycheddarcat

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Mama's hed It weally hurts I not fink dat be fair I makes shur She gets lots purrs For her, I always dere #CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #Mygwain #ITakesGoodCareOfDaMama

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Ware's my ham And ware's my tweats? I needs sum noms Sum nummy tweats! My tummy RAWRRs So weak I be! If I not eats Den ded be me #CheddarPoetry #Hungwee #TweatsBeRiteDere #GibMeNow #INotHasEatedInYears

Figgy barfed On mama's bed He blekked a worm But jus da hed Den later on Wen mama see I ses it Fig It not be me! #CheddarPoetry #FiggyEatedWormy #HePwoudAboutWormy #DenHeBlekWormy #IHasEatedWormys #DeyNotBeryNummy #AtLeastHeNotBlekItOnMamasPillow

Figgy twy to hide in gwass But I can sees him dere I kwouch down and wiggle bum Den chase him eberyware Den, in gwass, I finds a bug And Figgy finds one too We boff eats our buggy fwends Cuz dat be rite to do #CheddarPoetry #OutsidePlaytimeWifFiggy #BugFwends #SnakTime

All da morning All da day It rain too much For outside play I sits on step Ware I stay dwy I wach da rain Fall fwom da sky #CheddarPoetry #RainyDay #ItColdOutside #FiggySitOnStepWifMe #ChewyAndSockyComeToo #DenWeGoInside #DenIWantsOutToWachAgen

Sumtimes mama twies to eat And she not eben tell Yet I noe wen she got noms Cuz I can always smell Fweshy bun wif farty cheez Befor she bites, I's dere I mew and gibs a cutey face And makes shur dat she share! #CheddarPoetry #CheezSammich #SharingImportint #OffishilNomTaster

Mama gos to puppy's yard Figgy follows close Mama starts to pull da weeds Figgy plays in gwass Mama werks til she get sore Figgy climes da twees Mama ses it time to go Figgy sadly sings #FiggySesWeedsMakedMamaCwy #IFinksMamaCwyCuzHerMissesPuppyAndPuppyMama #FiggyGibbedMamaPurrs

I run fast I hide under shwub Figgy follows I pounce him I ses be kwiet We is spys Figgy twies kwiet But he not good spy His tail stiks out He sings liddle song I spys da mama I leeps and pounce Den run bak Under da shwub Den I spots da Chewy I wach her close But I let her be

Oh hai! It me! I's nakey, see? I's on da step Ware no rain be Outside all wet Da clowds, dey cwy I sits and wach Wile I stays dwy #CheddarPoetry #ItColdOutside #ItRainRaInRain #EberyfingWet #INotGoInDaWet #IJusWach #FiggyPeeInDaDwyDirtBesideDaHous #ItBeInsidePoopyDay

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Da rain, it stop Da gwound be wets II's on pawtrol Detekting fwets I be all fearse Da zombees run Dey noe, if cot Dat dey be done #CheddarPoetry #IBeFearseNinjaWarryer #DoneMeansDedded #IProteksEberyone #NuffingSkaresMe #RAWRR!!!

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