🌲 Dasher // 18 // Caribou Therian // He/Him // Caregiver Alter in a DID system 🪵
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“I don’t mind, if it’s me you need to turn to!”
Dasher 🎄
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Bro I live in such a household
I asked our dad if he’d buy me one of my favorite 90 cent sparkling waters today for The Pains and he. asked if I had money.
sir I’ve been telling you all day about how I’m broke and I asked if YOU would BUY IT
Okay so:
The reason my cinnamon rolls had a bad texture and bland taste was expired yeast
I am no longer allowed to bake except for the implied scenario in which I buy myself flour which also needs to be the gluten free flour that’s like 20 dollars
JERKFACE ENDED THE CHAT
Hiya. I love you. You’re my friend.
I wish i wasn’t in a gluten free household I get my mom can’t risk getting a migraine but I hate not being able to bake unless I use the most expensive flour on earth
I call it: baby bread. Pam bambini.
it tastes amazing, somehow.
I pulled out a handful of my dough to make into a sprinkle bun for the baby and she is overJOYED.
the Baby is Sugar in case no one’s aware of my system’s in jokes.
"Bazinga!" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey misogynistic tbh
This crunchy roll customer service guy has been typing for a while and I have NO idea how I’m scared that he’s mad at me???? Like dude get yourself together it’s just some guy
