Today I heard about one of the farm guys getting sacked from a potato sorting plant for stopping the conveyer, and thereby the whole process, because he spotted a potato that looked like Eric Cantona and wanted to show everyone
honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids
my mate just told me he never locks the back door when he's out cos it's cheaper to replace the telly than the door if someone breaks in and this delicious logic is going to keep me awake all night
