Woke up to see that this skeet is still Ever Given
Breaking News: the algae has agreed to accept $300 billion to consider vacating the reflecting pool
I am begging the writers and substackers in my life: kill all your sentences telling the reader what things aren't. Like em dashes,* they may be your style, but AI has stolen it; every version of a "Not X, but Y"/"Not simply, but . . . " sentence gives me the ick
*pry them from my still, dead hands