Cat mum & rescuer | dirty Greens voter | sweary Australian | living cadaver | part-time traveller | fan of the Oxford comma
Living on unceded Ngarrindjeri land, South Australia
Chilli 🥀
Bleached my roots this morning and strayed too far from god
My menchies rn:
Bam's last owners dumped him to be euthanised because he wasn't cuddly
Meanwhile if he's not attached to me at all times he chucks a monumental wobbly
Petition to get the yanks out of my menchies
Americans when I post no yanks on the feed:
"Chilli you're crashing out because grown-ass adults are misconstruing your post about children no longer having basic reading comprehension skills"
I know, they're proving my point, it's tragic 💔
I love when my cat condenses his weight into a thousand dying stars and places it on a single square millimetre of my femoral artery thank you Phantom
"Children can't read fluently at five years old!!!"
Of course your kid isn't reading Ulysses, but they should have the capacity to read basic three letter words
And if you could read, you'd understand that is precisely my point, you fucking numpty
Why can't the kids read anymore?
Do schools still have libraries?
Do the parents give a single fuck about their children?
How are children starting school completely unable to read at 5 years old?
Read to your toddler! Make them read to you! Stop intellectually neglecting your children!!!
