i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
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Alexis I will never forgive you for this mental image
It would be pretty cool if Shaqira was a celebrity couple name.
Cops and fences are natural enemies
I was just reminded of one of my all-time favorite unappreciated tweets from five years ago (the citation was dismissed because the officer neglected to show up to court, but I still think this was unfair):
Okay, it's time for a Moist Owlette™ timeline cleanse.
Today's moist owlette is "Owlfredo" at the Stone Zoo in Stoneham, Massachusetts.
She's an Eastern screech owl (Megascops asio) & Animal Ambassador with a big personality.
(📷: @zoonewengland.bsky.social via IG)
getting kicked off jeopardy for pronouncing the v in miami vice as five
Department of War just sitting there with a 0–1 record. Cool rebrand, Bro.
