A.k.a. Bryan Lambert. Former/current blogger of youaredumb.net and oldnerd.net . Political commentary, light shitposting, professional wrestling, toy photography.
All typos due to a mix of low vision and hubris.
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OK, the numbers don’t line up because sometimes I find dupes or missing pics but RNG Vault 177/968 (7/29/23) is part ONE of this three-part series One more lucky dice roll and you get the punchline!
Also nobody woulda noticed the 177/180 discrepancy if I hadn’t said.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
I just realized I huge typoed this probably in the “getting it under the character limit” part and it was supposed to say “I’m not a huge fan of capitalism, but…” not “Jada”.
Obvs I’m a huge fan of Jada. Less obvs I’m a huge fan of spelling “Charlie” with an upper-case C.
Ha it’s my last Pulse Premium so it’ll take a week to reach me if I’m lucky but the first (and probably last) entire-ass GI Joe Classified wave I’ve wanted/ordered has at least been charged - a feat clearly way easier for Hasbro than “put in box”.
I just started doing it. Trying new things. And I got better at it, at least in the sense of wanting it to look like X and being able to get it mostly to look like X to me.
Whether it looks like X to others or whether it -should- look like X are separate question that I can’t concern myself with.
“Rebuild the East Wing like they did with Notre Dame and pay for it by confiscating the ill-gotten gains of this corrupt president and his family.”
Oh look, they say politics is difficult but if so how am I better at it than Gavin?
For reference, the 2022 and 2023 versions.
At the risk of being sincere on the internet:
I started taking pictures of my toys the day I turned 53, about a month before I learned my eyes had gotten so bad the state would take my driver’s license away, after a entire lifetime of showing zero inclination or talent for any visual art at all.
Point is, you can just decide to try a thing to see if you enjoy it even if you suck at it, and you can mark and celebrate your progress in it even if it’s from one end of the Sucking At It continuum to the other.
Eggs as eggs. Eggs in baking is fine but anything from quiche or the ribbons in fried rice all the way to a lone fried egg or a scoop of scramble is an absolute no-go.
FIG PIC: “Ooops! All Tommies, THe Definitive Remastered Edition”
One of the first things I ever did, brought up to current standards:
-All 8 Rangers
-Logo properly matched
-New poses
-Text easter eggs (see alt text if Bsky eats ‘em)
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
