Cat: DAD!
Dad: Yes cat?
Cat: Dad, you are down.
Dad: Well, Cat, I believe you may have a point.
Cat: Dad! I believe you are a good egg.
Dad: Oh, well...
Cat: Here, Dad, have this.
*PLOP*
Dad: ah...you shoudn't've.
Cat: Think nothing of it.
*Dad fetches nitrile gloves*