And look buddy you did such a good job. The tapes are almost perfect and everything. You must've been paying more attention than I thought during changes... Good boy, Dads proud of you. Now let's read your story so you can go to bed... Dad needs to get this diaper a lil soggy for uhhhh Dad things...
Your (diapered) Dad
It's getting late and I know a little boy who needs to be in bed...