I write crosswords for The Washington Post. I also like cereal. https://www.washingtonpost.com/crossword-puzzles/sunday-evan-birnholz/
Evan Birnholz
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After much consideration and analysis of the historical record I have concluded that Lionel Messi is good at football.
The 2026 NBA Finals played out in one way like the bizarro version of the 1999 NBA Finals.
1999:
Spurs won Game 1
Spurs won Game 2
Knicks won Game 3
Spurs won Game 4
Spurs won Game 5
2026:
Knicks won Game 1
Knicks won Game 2
Spurs won Game 3
Knicks won Game 4
Knicks won Game 5
The Knicks are 2-0 with a 29-point second-half comeback and an NBA championship ever since Trump fell asleep and cursed them in Game 3.
The #USMNT absolutely dominated that match, as they usually do in the World Cup. This is definitely a thing they've done many times in the World Cup before. It's boring seeing them dominate all the time, really.
More like Goalarin Balogun. #USMNT
The New York Knicks. Wow.
Lol.
When you're asked who played the mom in "Mr. Mom" during a trivia game and you're stuck between Teri Garr and Teri Polo and you pick Teri Polo:
Over on the other site people are getting mad at this post. I feel confident that the USMNT did better playing soccer today than these guys did picking up sarcasm.
The NBA Finals may be over but I wrote a meta crossword for the Post called "Ordered Pairs" where you have to find the secret NBA team when you're done. Give it a try here: www.washingtonpost.com/games/crossw...
