Or,
The wait staff are serving the drinks in colanders.
The salt you've been using has silently been replaced with drain cleaner.
The restaurant is both on fire and not on fire at the same time.
Everyone on the planet has instantly become fatally allergic to onions.
Etc.
Fish on a pizza is way more fucked up than pineapple on a pizza
As a chef, you have spent years honing a recipe to consistently produce finely balanced dishes by way of a long list of precise flavour-building processes.
Then you find out the wait staff are adding giant scoops of DOG SHIT when taking them out to the tables.
This is Game Engine Development.
🔊MIX🔊
w/ Beppu, Owain K, Russ Gabriel, Baby Ford, Leo Anibaldi, Wax, Monolake, The Grid, The Orb, Marcus Paulson, Ultravox, Parallel 9, La Funk Mob/Hawtin, a squirmy rmx of Access 58 that @datassette.bsky.social sent + more
(I know, I spelled Shinichi wrong on the cover🤬)
youtu.be/dSS4-1qDcks?...
I had a touchscreen razer laptop for years, used the touchscreen ability for about 3 minutes and thought "huh, why would you want to do that?", cleaned all the fingerprints off the screen and then disabled it.
Yuge update to my game is out now!
store.steampowered.com/app/2849680/...
I don't get it. Why would anyone want a touchscreen Mac?
- uncomfortable arm position
- imprecise compared to trackpad
- fingerprints all over the screen
- hand partially obscures the screen
- if it can fully fold and become an iPad, well done, you now have a shit version of a MacBook
Going to avoid consuming any political "news" for a week or two, maybe longer; the smears, misinformation and posturing is so infuriating I can feel it shaving days off my life expectancy.
I'm just going to go and vote 🟩
