Not a book, but there's a song and the lyrics say "I was yellow, he was green, and all we ever made was blue"...
YELLOW AND GREEN DO NOT MAKE BLUE.
I can't even listen to it now.
alright y'all, what's the pettiest reason you DNF'd a book?
I'll go first- the protag of the book disparaged Star Trek's Seven of Nine and said she wasn't sexy