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Didn't know they let pets go to college. Is this before or after the mange? Do you see a doctor or do you have to go to the vets? That's actually not even a dig by this point, but more so genuine curiousity. Do they make you wear a cone?

3mo

࣪ ִֶָ☾. —— 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐆.

I'm a Harvard graduate your little orphan.

3mo

𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 .

Maybe in your IQ score..

5mo

࣪ ִֶָ☾. —— 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐆.

Nah, I'm a certified 10

5mo

𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 .

Are you five..?

5mo

࣪ ִֶָ☾. —— 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐆.

5mo

𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 .

...... Richard.

5mo

࣪ ִֶָ☾. —— 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐆.

What did you say your name was again ..

5mo

𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 .

Okay, it's— Don't call it that...!

5mo

࣪ ִֶָ☾. —— 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐆.

You started talking about ME little guy ☝️ now im going to talk about YOUR little guy

5mo

𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 .

We could definitely start talking about anything else right now, and not thinking about any of the words you just said...

5mo

࣪ ִֶָ☾. —— 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐆.

I dont mind actually— So you tuck?

5mo

𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 .

No, that's not a — Why are you looking— Do you mind, actually? Eyes are up here, bud.

5mo

࣪ ִֶָ☾. —— 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐆.

Wouldnt you like to know spandex, leaves nothing to the imagination. Is that a dancebelt under there by the way?

5mo

𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 .

..... Wh— What does that mean..?

5mo

࣪ ִֶָ☾. —— 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐆.

Im man where it matters

5mo

𝖲𝖮𝖭𝖠𝖱 .

That's not..Man-bat?