Queen of the Lizard People, a benevolent despot.
I also like dogs.
Melissa Kaercher
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Listen up, MSP!
Do not answer your door. Do not answer questions without your lawyer present. Save these phone numbers (see image/alt text). And as the lawyers say, shut the fuck up.
You have constitutional rights. Use them.
“In your alternate universe, GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY is named after a different Beatles and Radiohead song, respectively. Quote this with the name of the movie.”
Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey: A Coke Babies Mystery
Melissa Kaercher
Melissa Kaercher
Also:
It doesn't matter if you or anyone you know did anything illegal. Don't politely tell them anything, even if you think they'll go away if you're obviously innocent. Anything you say outside of the Miranda Rights reading can be used against you in a court of law. Shut up and call thy lawyer.
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Alright MSP, heads up. The FBI showed up at the house of a friend of mine (a vet with no criminal record) and threatened her vet benefits because she was a legal observer in January. She took no guff and immediately called the ACLU.
So, be vigilant for more bullshit, and remember:
Even if you don't have a lawyer on hand, know how to contact the ACLU and probably also Keith Ellison's office.
This corrupt administration may be playing dirty, but your best defense is slow them down. They're looking for easy wins. If you gum up the works with YOUR RIGHTS, you not only make it less likely they'll follow through with you, you'll also make it harder for them to attack others.
