They just paged a passenger with the last name Mets. An ominous sign for my flight.
"You know, in Turkey, they have a phrase for someone who comes back from long odds. 'The lion will show you his teeth when it's time to eat.' And I thank my good friend, President Erdogan, for sharing that wisdom with me. Now as we all know, a knickerbocker is an ancient demon who steals children."
Time for everyone's favorite athletic event, the Mad Dash through Denver International Airport @dressupforflying.bsky.social
Why the hell are the cops leading the parade lol
I feel like airport trains shouldn't resemble the 6 at rush hour. I also thought everyone knew that at an airport you have to walk faster than "mosey" if you're able but I guess not.
Right in the mean bean machine
The Knicks are out there somewhere
Come to LaGuardia gate B47 in the next 65 minutes if you want an ass kicking (Knicks won the title BTW)
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ngl it would be so funny to hear the weird-ass speech eric adams would give at this moment
