these idiots are so high on their own supply that they'll see a fucking balloon and go "aw fuck aliens are real why haven't we told anybody yet"
assigned theyfab at birth
A giant potato, or what looked like one, was seen in the sky by an Army intelligence officer and four members of his unit in Colorado in 2022, according to new UFO files released by the Trump administration.
Potatoes have featured in sightings before, and in real and fictional space travel.
