if you plan to fight or humiliate your dad this fathers day i will accept one single dollar as payment to cheer you on and validate you in a diner afterward.
if you'd like someone else to fight or humiliate your dad this fathers day, i unfortunately will need two whole dollars.
blayne the hag
"this bitch"
— me, quietly sobbing, in reference to a beloved fictional character
"this bitch"
— me, quietly sobbing, in reference to a beloved fictional character
queers are perfect
queers are perfect
a service where men sign up to be a stand-in for your father so you can just scream and scream at them
watching the boroughs and am reminded of all the times yuppie dude villains have been named blaine/blane. as someone with a relatively unpopular name, this information is nonperishable food for thought that i like to gag on from time to time.
blayne the hag
blayne the hag
blayne the hag
blayne the hag
blayne the hag
blayne the hag
blayne the hag
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blayne the hag
blayne the hag
Blood... Sweat... Tears...
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