Had a go at a few things, ended up writing about dentistry. Someone had to.
Liz
In stuff that you probably didn't know but do now, comedy actor Leslie Nielsen's brother Erik was deputy prime minister of Canada in the 1980s.
Oooh.
NINE WALL CHARTS LEFT
WHEN THEY'RE GONE THEY'RE GONE
THO THE MEMORIES WILL LIVE FOREVER x
The BBC breaking news report of Hockney's death concludes with the words: 'Stay with us as we bring you the latest developments.'
I am genuinely curious as to what, in the circumstances, those developments might be.
*taps sign*
This still applies.
Not now Super Elniño.
The teams are having a ‘hydration break’.
Surprised it’s not sponsored by something.
It gets worse.
*hides*
My favourite David Hockney work. It depicts Hockney at the counter of the Sea Catch fish and chip shop, Eccleshill - where it hung on the wall from 1954 (when it was gifted by Hockney) to 1970 when the shop closed.