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You are carrying cup of coffee, tiny dog, stack of books, way too much information about hollow earth theory
Aspartame Valerian
Last night
Keep this line free, I'm expecting a call from your mom
New aftershave in Lidl: gives you the precise aroma of a widowed policeman investigating the murder of his daughter, drawn into a wide-ranging political conspiracy involving nuclear weapons.
When you yell at me this is etc etc.
The fervor with which I hope no one ever watches me eat a salad when I’m out in public could power a small city.
You know it’s been a while when your mother is encouraging you to go to World Cup viewing parties to meet foreign men.
Sloop John B guy: But my corn
Entranced by this photograph of a luminous hose that I saw at the Boston MFA today. It’s by Ruth Bernhard.
I know I'm not the most outgoing person on here but that doesn't mean I wouldn't bring a certain element of fun to your group chat.
Officially calling dibs on the Your Mom community.
