seriously though you have no idea how much serotonin I get from people talking about how much they wanna mess up my big lug, I promise im incredibly cuddly IF you can knock me out, otherwise im gonna be big and mean and hairy and gloat about how great n' strong I am while also being super vulnerable
big palooka 🔞
im going to PICK AT YOU and BULLY YOU until you *HAVE* TO BULLY ME IN VARIOUS ROMANTIC WAYS...
which you will describe in specific detail, 5 paragraphs, 12 point font, double spaced and properly cited
