Headlines: nation in uproar over imprisonment of cat
Cat says, "I've done it before, and I'll do it again"
Freecycle: One (1) pair of slippers, slightly damp and smelly
Sue
the Great British Gulag, 2029.
"so what are you in for"
>"i disagreed with the show trial of a neighbour. you?"
"i categorically opposed the rehoming of Larry the Cat"