Last week I got the idea to use this post as a benchmark (does the model understand that it’s a parody of “Greetings, Friends!”) and this week the benchmark is saturated
for when she is Chappell and when she is Kayleigh.
So greetings, Hawk Tuah (or should I say Haliey
Welch) and situationship best known as Pookie!
The chicken bake or double chunk chocolate cookie,
dear Costco Guys ᴀ.ᴊ., Big Justice, and Rizzler?
To menswear guy Derek, the best in the biz: Sir,
