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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie
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SISKO: YOURE NOT MY FRIEND YOU NEVER WERE AND YOURE A FAILURE.
Dax: *runs away crying*
Sisko: I sure hope that was as inspiring as I intended it to be. Welp, the ghost of Eddington said something mean about me again, I'm off to use chemical weapons against civilians
Offbrand Ken From B*rbie
When Ke$ha said "it's complicated what I'm looking for ... You're fucking crazy and I'm fucking bored"
I felt that in my soul
Later
Dax: Captain I have to resign as counselor because I am having a mental health crisis due to the 9 people in my head
Sisko: No. You're perfect for the job.
Dax: my mental health is ruining my performance tho
Sisko: Then you're a PIECE OF SHIT who DOESN'T DESERVE TO WEAR THE UNIFORM
Ds9 plots like:
Weyoun: Ducat you were fired what are you doing here
Ducat: am I still fired if I GET MYSELF POSSESSED BY A DEMON?
Weyoun: wait wh-
Ducat: *gets possessed by a demon*
Weyoun: know what we can work with this
Ducat: okay I'm off to murder a main character (she'll be back next episode)
Anxiety brain leaking into my dreams: for some reason in dream last night had to prove I knew how to shoot a rifle. Confidently I'm like absolutely. Then they hand me some side loading relic from the 1800s that I never seen before and tell me to find my own, like, 9.5×60R
This feels like a metaphor
Explain your @:
On Twitter I was wanted @sdrawkcab (backwards backwards) but it was taken so I used the phonetic version and by the time I got to bsky it was what I'd always used
(No it is not south Dakota rock cab)
Please never ever ever text me before 6am y'all. I can't remember to turn my buzzer on and off each night
