You like being a penguin, huh? You stopped begging to be turned back into a human... Has sliding down race-tracks on your slippery tummy been that enjoyable for you? You silly little penguin~ I guess I'll keep you this way for just a little longer. How about another race to the bottom? 💙
"We're shipping so much more code with AI!"
"Good, stable code?"
"Oh heavens no. No no no. not at all. We couldn't possibly"
What two years of telemetry data from 22,000 developers reveals about AI's real impact on developer productivity, code quality, and business risk in 2026.
