library worker. abolitionist. wife guy. tottenham til i die.
slouching towards flavortown
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okay but what if a 10-year-old thinks moby dick is better than middlemarch, what then. where are they supposed to go
If you’re wearing a cowboy hat on a day that is not Halloween within the city limits of any municipality that has intra-city public transportation you might as well be wearing a swastika as far as I’m concerned
He looks like Joe Pesci from JFK without the wig
Most of the people who wind up getting banned from the library for watching porn or being drunk or harassing other patrons start out by complaining that the card application form asks for pronouns or telling us we don’t have enough copies of the Bible on our shelves.
We gotta made cowboy hats the next front in the culture war. You should be embarrassed to be seen in public like this. We should have litter boxes in public school bathrooms before we let students wear these in the hall. We need to pressure Netflix to edit these out of all of John Wayne’s movies.
The only thing that will stop gun violence like this is more well meaning and well-armed civilians to deter, disarm, or, if necessary, dispatch violent shooters who pose a threat to public safety.
It’s hard to keep a marriage intact when under the constant glare of attention from the media. They were just two people trying to do the best they could. Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile, because it happened.
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal”
SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,
