One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. 🧵
I already dealt with this.
do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck
Normally when an investment bank wants to invest in I dunno, say oil, they'll go get an oil guy
At SoftBank though I think they just rip through a baggie of nootropics and watch ted talks at 2.5x
