I take pictures of myself in underwear to attract unwary victims on Scruff. Sometimes it works
Also if I want to post about banging I do it here, why scare the straights
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just got called “Daddy” on the apps and made this face, guess it’s still not for me
I had to pull TWO all-nighters this past week and I’ve since slept but am still in a weird place
Which I’m posting on the alt because the point is, I need to work out so I look hot when I meet this guy next week! Come on, feel normal *pokes self with stick*
my first reaction to man-man sex was basically “omg it works,” like it was a particularly nifty lifehack. Which it is
Morning
texted a guy about “celebrating Pride in my mouth” and he said yes anyway
giving full dead face in my morning selfies because bears don’t like to be woken from hibernation
livelier today!
also you know how I talk about the dread sight of My Lovehandles From Behind but never show the goods? Here’s that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
laundry day yesterday, had to wear a thong that’s too small for me and was feeling portly
