Cross my heart serious, I'm not the first orphaned hero, I won't be the last.
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Right...
You don't need to, you know. Like I said, there are people more deserving and more traumatized than I am. I can deal with it.
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Okay, we're doing this...
Ahem.
And how did that make you feel?
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To be fair, most of it was 13 year old me talking about severe abandonment issues and how my father seemed to see the suit as his son and me as a machine.
I did that once, after my dad, but my therapist needed therapy.
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That's....
You need therapy.
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It is, I should have done better. He shouldn't have gotten hurt.
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That sounds like it wasn't your fault.
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He set a building on fire and during the fight, I accidentally cut off one of his fingers. Later, after I survived a bomb, I was sitting at a bar in my costume when he picked a fight with me outta nowhere in front of his friends. I threw water at him, and he lost a tooth.
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Interesting. Tell me more.
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Trust me, I'm plenty terrible. I took a guy's fingers off and threw water on him during a fight causing him to lose a tooth. I'm anything, but good.
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I am finding it increasingly difficult to find fault with you.
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Oh-! No! It's fine, I have a job, and it isn't fair to take money from someone, especially if there is other people who deserve it more than me.
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Understandable. Take my money.
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My dog, he deserves the best.
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Why are there so many searches for luxury dog food brands??
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Well, that will get him to attend church.
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I know all of your sins.
Even worse, I know your search history.
