I swear to god, I thought Michael J Fox was Elon Musk and swore under my breath at work.
This is simultaneously the best and the worst cookie brand name ever.
Precedent:
Andrew Franks
Discontinued Foods!
Chris Kluwe
Hey Mickey
Vic! Perfecto
Sunshine Chip-O-Lotomus (1989-1991): Crunchy chocolate chip cookies, with the gimmick of having considerably more chocolate chips than the average cookie on the market at that time
MOTU Origins fans, Target has a He-Man sale today.
They're dumping slimy, green peroxide water from the Reflecting Pool back into the Potomac. #dc @popville.bsky.social
Katie Bayler
Making returns at Walmart: We won’t take anything without a receipt.
Making returns at Target: We’ll take anything as long as you have an ID.
Making returns at Amazon: We’ll accept a box of screws in place of the quilted blanket you wish to return.
Video
Oh, I think Batman knows anime.
Discontinued Foods!
Adam16bit
Phil Yabut
Antlers Teeth Claws
Pearl River Flow
Brent O’Saur
Max the comics guy who does comics about comics
Alt: Clueless blonde asking "a whurwilf?" in the MST3K riff of the hilariously awful flick Werewolf.
Aquaman: If I was in One Piece, Luffy would have found the treasure like 900 episodes ago.
Batman: ....one second. *pulls out Batphone* Damien, what is a One Piece? Why don't you know? I though you...Tim knows? *Batman looks up at Aquaman* Just gimmie a moment here for context Arthur.