social & newsletters for the baffler magazine; freelance simp to a 9lb tabby named bugbear
kelly
“i asked chatgpt” “i asked claude” ok well i asked bugbear. i asked her ☺️
the dream of the early 2000s is alive in Bakersfield, CA
“Basics”
RHORI, Love is Blind Boston… finally Real America™ is getting the recognition it deserves
new Frieza form unveiled
been back on the apps and every day i am super-liked by jacked normie finance dog dads and cops who live 150 miles away, which refutes all the propaganda i grew up hearing. conservative men don’t want a 22yo trad wife. they want a frail, perimenopausal cat lady who works in media