THE BURNT KERNEL RATING SYSTEM
The more Burnt Kernels a movie has the technically worse it is. (i.e. 1/5 is better made than 5/5)
EXTRAS
Butter - The movie has nudity.
Free Refills - The movie is enjoyable.
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Headspace (2005)
TMDB score 53%
25-year-old Alex Borden's chance encounter with a mysterious stranger has found his intellect rapidly expanding, but as the power of his mind grows so too does the mystery of a brutal series of murders. Now, as the killer seems to set his sights on Alex, the
Worst Movies Ever
"Ninja: The Battalion" (aka "Super Ninja 2") (1988) - Written and directed by Godfrey Ho under different pseudonyms of his this is yet another Hong Kong ninja chop job meaning he edited ninjas into an unrelated film.
3.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills and Butter
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"Air Bud: World Pup" (2000) - This is the third entry in the surprisingly extensive A.B.C.U. (aka the Air Bud Cinematic Universe) and oddly they don't even really bother with the whole; 'show me the rule saying dogs can't play soccer' thing.
2 / 5 Burnt Kernels
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Mackenzie Lambert
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"Sudden Fury" (1997) - Made on an estimated budget of just £ 15,000 by a 22 year old Darren Ward, this UK SOV indie is a love letter to the early violent and bloody films of Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez.
2 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills and Butter
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"Ice Sharks" (2016) - Made by the Asylum and premiering on the Syfy channel this hilariously follows a group of scientists at a remote artic research station being attacked by sharks who can cut the ice and cause it to sink.
4 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills
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“Goblet of Gore” (1996) - This is a German, underground, trashy, cult, splatter, almost anthology that follows a cursed Viking chalice through time as it leaves a trail of absurd practical gore, sex, cheap CGI and hilarious dubbing.
5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with a lot of Butter
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