Delivery boy. Reader. Movie and tv watcher. Guy who makes little things of no real consequence
Myk Saiten
Anybody ever play S.T.U.N. Runner? This game was out when I first got my drivers license and I would go to Walmart or the bowling alley to play and then drive my ma’s Lincoln continental like a maniac like trying to drive slow after you’ve been driving on the high speed highway for a while
Myk Saiten
Every time I look up transatlantic porn it’s just a bunch of naked dudes in wigs
Extra tits on a hooker hasn’t been funny since Total Recall or Married… with Children when Al said, “One in the back. For dancing!”
At the weed store the guy was like “I got you.”, and I thought “yeah you did. For most of this 50 I just got out of the ATM”
When I hear people at the hotel making we need everyone to know we’re having sex noises I go up to their door and shout “CONGRATULATIONS! CONGRATULATIONS!”
When cops take someone to jail and say they can “get out tonight” for a few hundred bucks that sounds like holding someone for ransom to me. They’re obviously not jailing them to protect anyone
I once had a doctor tell me “you were dead” but he seemed more excited that we both had the same, common last name than having had resurrected a little boy. He was like “My name is Carl Sanders!”
People that say “fun fact” and then say something that’s not fun at all are so cool and edgy
