I was the first to be cut at work tonight because it was so slow and the good news is everyone is fine with it and doesn't feel any type of way. No one else at work even likes sports
Hop on buddy
Here's a pro tip, check your calendar before you pick up shifts at work so you don't fuck yourself over. 😎
TallAlt89
I tripped and now I have a booboo on my knee 😓
Don't worry everyone, I've upgraded!
How about a nice big load for #fcf
Ok...
Tell me how this 8-year-old boy at one of my tables tonight looked me dead in the eyes and said "do you know who you look like?"
Me: ???
"Will Ferrell"