Shane | Dubliner in Edinburgh 🇮🇪 | he/him 🇵🇸✊🏿🏳️⚧️
My ass is fat, my accent is Irish and I’m ready to fight.
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Won’t someone help me carry this fat juicy ass 😔🍑
Crazy how the glowing orb in the sky makes me insatiably horny
I demand belly rubs
Please… stop taking nudes on the toilet… I just simply do not need to see your dick while you’re mid shit like IT’S FINE come back and take the pic another time
Last day of my 20s…. Anyone wanna confess their love for me? Or perhaps buy me a sweet treat, either or
3 minutes left of my birthday but I turned 30 today! Am I… am I daddy now? Do I even have a choice?
Post Malone is real as hell cause if I was rich af I’d just spend all my money on magic the gathering too
please clock in for ur shift at the belly rub factory
spent the weekend in Edinburgh celebrating one of my favourite peopleeeee 😌
missing Scotland SOOOOO BAD