Bodega owner: Did you see that comeback last night???
Me: Dude, yeah!! I was worried when it went into overtime, but Marina Mabrey really does have--wait, hang on. I just woke up. You're talking about the Knicks. Yes, I saw that too. Wooo!
Just remembering the time a straight couple showed up at Stonewall during Pride and the man was like “Is it okay for us to be here, for the experience and the history?” and I was like “Absolutely! It is customary for straight people to buy a round of drinks for us, though.” And they totally did! 🌈
Someone at the stationary store moved 30 of these cards from the Greetings From New York City section to the front of every card slot in the Father's Day section. Incredible.
Walking up the steps to my house, I said "Hello, beautiful kitty" to my neighbors' cat in the window. IMMEDIATELY three cat heads popped up in my own living room windows like some muppets all "I beg your everlasting gobstopping pardon! Who in THE HECK are you talking to???"
Nothing says “USA! USA!“ like packing food pantry items for panicked neighbors who don’t know what the fuck is going on with SNAP benefits into 🎆 AMERICA 250! 🎆 branded grocery bags.
Just saw a group of guys at the bodgea wearing shirts that say
My mayor’s Muslim
My bagel’s Jewish
My Christian’s Dior
Knicks in four
😂 Greatest city in the world.
Everything Britta writes is a must-read, must-share for me!
