Writer, designer, rule of three enthusiast.
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Ryan Vance
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The Doctor regenerates at least twice every single episode into another A-lister. The rest of the production reflects the strain on the budget.
Turns out, the universe is suffering budget cuts as it struggles to endure the concept of Time Lords.
The Doctor must trick God into funding reality.
Of all the chants at the anti-racism protest today, There’s Many Many More of Us Than You was the most fun to sing *and* seemed the most effective at putting the shits up the cunts.
I know there’s probably a natural explanation, but this felt very #fortean. Saw these tadpoles today swimming in a vast circle (bonus photo of mass of tadpoles that look like a giant tadpole @forteantimes.bsky.social
Not sure why the algo is showing me this but I should probably speak to *some* kind of health professional about it.
Mid-00s mumblecore protagonist struggling with the massive privilege their legacy provides by running off to Tokyo and living in an artists squat to experience an authentic life but accidentally irradiating their newfound friends and having to blow their cover to bring Mothra on board to heal them.
Just noticed I managed to say the narration was "dry" rather than "dryly funny", which is what I actually meant, and very different from what I said. Oh well! You knew what I meant. You can't share a page of a man deciding to keep two feeding tubes up his arse before vomiting and still call it dry.
Sending stern emails! Asking for what I'm worth! Drawing boundaries! Villain era! Blowing up my life! Death to the people-pleaser in my soul! They should teach this shit in school! I feel like I'm going to disassemble at the atomic level!
Two coffees no breakfast no lunch no sleep! God would lose a staring contest!
Finally sat down with @pauljonmilne.bsky.social’s Suture and it’s a masterpiece? The story of pals torn apart by militarised interests of Big Science in a fucked up pocket universe is both sweet and gory, the narration is dry and poetic, and of course the art is on another level. Highly recommend!
